#12 Paradise Edition
watching the accountant now because of you...
what accountant
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2140479/
some anon posted it here a couple days ago
does the protagonist look like you?
I'm more handsome and younger
please post my wife
i don't like this scenario at all
whats wrong with it?
everything
were all friends here
how about a detailed list about everything that you think is wrong with it?
does this help
what about this one
i'm into that
do you wanna tickle her there?
ya
do you chingus worry about the effects on your brain from all the looking at kpops sometimes?
im pretty sure its too late for everybody to comes here anyways
like what?
you better not know
similar to porn
>effects on your brain
you may get a boner just by looking at legs
imagine thinking about people you will never meet all day haha
there's nothing wrong with loving kqts from afar
>you will never meet
just go to fansign event
but that is very superficial
really makes me think
you need to show your paradise to pass
daisy knows what shes got
what's she got?
hotness
do you have proofs
nancy's blank "i'm too sexy to make facial expressions" hot girl look is shit
her set sucks. they fucked up doyeon's individual shots too
but that's nancy
ur shit
producer told us it is healthy pornography and they would never lie to us
asians have different mentuality though
they're ok with sexualization of little girls
>producer
who?
Producer Han Dong Chul revealed a bizarre, unexpected, and provocative reason for why he created the show 'Produce 101'.
During an interview with 'High Cut', he was given the question, "Guys probably will not be interested in the male version of 'Produce 101'. How do you plan to attract male viewers?" PD answered, "Female or male, people will watch it if the program has a good, strong format. It's a matter of quality."
He continued, "I'm not sure how to say this, but the reason why I first created the female version is because I wanted to make healthy pornography for guys. Even though the contestants just seem like a younger sister or niece, aren't they adorable? I wanted to create a type of porn that gives you that feeling, and the male version will also serve as that type of porn for female viewers. I once heard that Rain's performance was like porn for girls. The male version of 'Produce 101' aims to fill in that fantasy, and if it's entertaining enough then male viewers will watch it too."
>I wanted to make healthy pornography for guys
hmmm
he has noble goals
a god
why does he think it's healthy though?
because girls are young and pure (hopefully haven't done that yet)
seeing cute girls in pink skirts releases the same chemicals as seeing fully nude porn
you're wrong
my chemicals for cute girls are pure
so isn't part of the "unhealthy" thing about porn that you get that stuff unearned in a very high dose every day?
using mobile phones/social media is the same thing. everyone has their own poison
it's porn because the viewer is visually stimulated. it's healthy because the viewer wants their favorites to succeed, sees their difficulties, and hopefully develops some attachment beyond grug want smash
having an emotional attachment makes it better
I'm not sure about all of this
me either im just saying things
reading about that stuff always gives me anxiety and a feeling of nihilism tbh
you need to read more. read everything until nothing causes you to feel anything anymore
how would you enjoy kpop then
idk it just shows how little I'm actually in control of the things I do
i can stop fapping to kpop any time i w-want
We don't do that here
I do
ahah me n-neither
russians will hate on us again for talking about "doing it"
>into kpop
>don't kfap
what even is the point then?
their faces when you're talking about fapping
they're sleeping
Since we are talking about it anyway, I have a serious question related:
Is there a feasible way of blocking porn content on the router level if said router does not have a blocking feature and can't be changed?
you can flash another firmware
if by blocking you mean blocking IP of porn sites
I don't think I'm allowed to do that. it's the ISP's router
maybe something like this https://pi-hole.net/ you have to route all traffic through rpi to block it though i think
did you buy it? if yes, what's the problem
anyway you can set up one more router (firewall technically) after it
thanks, looking into it
is it possible to block an entire chan except for the /kpop/ sub site?
put one of em frozen pizzas in the oven
im not breadanon though so it has toppings
only for http sites
for https you have to MITM which is kinda bad solution
do you usually block incoming ips or can you block outgoing requests?
don't know shit about it tbh
implying they are on the same IP
normally you would block outgoing because you don't need extra traffic to blocked sites
>put one of em frozen pizzas in the oven
don't give it to Rena
why not?
I feel like I should try it to help improve behavior of mine I don't like but at the same time it's kinda admission of a lack of willpower
she is on a diet
if you do something against it that's the opposite to a lack of willpower
just assume your willpower is constant value and you can't change it
behave accordingly (i.e. smart, don't abuse willpower)
what do you mean with
>don't abuse willpower
?
spend it carefully for things you really need
oh you mean treat willpower as a finite resource
willpower is like cum. only spend it on worthy fancams. don't waste it on disgusting white whores
what the fuck
the russians are gonna hate this post...
they're sleeping
good thing i dont have any willpower to begin with, so i dont have to make any hard choices
yea, it's much worse when you have potential but too lazy to actually leverage it
you aren't, orlov
how do you know
reverse botnet
is orlov even a russian name? I just wrote the first thing coming to mind
it's valid last name
what is like 5 days until supposed c101 subs
you can watch p48 self-introductions while you're waiting
don't worry about it. rather fix your autism of only watching 30 secs at a time so we can watch it together
he is not me
and it's stupid to watch without pause because you're losing 80% of the information
I just assume everyone here is kagaminsk orlov tbh
fan cammers are getting tactical
>kagaminsk orlov
that's not valid name
names are hard. how about Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov?
better, but rare, it's kinda obvious it's fake
why aren't you sleeping like all the other russian chingus?
don't have to wake up early
pink skirts
'm a fan
what's under the skirt
that article about p101 really makes me think tbh
we'll never know
>we'll never know
you'll find the answer if you find that 2007 seohyun interview
this one is red but that's close enough
what happened?
only like 12 pics in this thread
damn smiles
I use this site more for discussion than posting material and smiles are great shut up
>discussion
>discussion
pink
what else would you call it?
posts I don't read
hahaa
why doesn't he read my posts
i think im gonna go to sleep
i cant do this, ima failure
good night, failurebro
how does he know the head size though?
ah, by the factor of overall height
it's not totally accurate though because of perspective
why do you measure stones?
i dont want pristin to die just so i can keep looking at
nayoungs tight body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZzFoHOyA0M
liking the outfits
and with outfits I mean the red sporty hotpants one
nayoung is a bit autistic though
I love her
would you pay for broken camera for her?
how was that autistic? she emphatized with the staff member and even helped her cover up the blame.
she was the opposite of autistic and totally aware of the situation, stop using the word "autistic" for everything, imbecile
have you seen the reactions of other girls?
they took the fall on themselves, nayoung just said "I don't know" and kept silent
i didn't but still dont' think it's autistic, I think the other girls knew it was a hidden camera so pretended to sacrifice themselves.
Nayoung is too pure for that, doesn't make her an autist.
will they pull the same shit in china?
>it's a woohee is too drunk and runs to the toilet to vomit during a stream episode
>comes back and nearly passes out
>episode
has that happened multiple times?
nah i was just referencing a /tv/ meme
hope you enjoy prison
it's not so bad
link to this?
>hasn't seen nana x yuyu slime episode
>nana
>yuyu
>rere
>roro
stop that
nana
roro
yuyu
nunu
rere
juju
hana
shanshan
ddiddi
lulu
juju (2)
mumu
remember these names
that's stupid and you know it
there just pet names, honey
lol Mijoo don't do that
which one is mijoo i cant decipher these smiles
on the left
Why Lovelyz is 15+ though :iu_huh:
"watching well~~"
don't look there
i have to look if I want to see the show
close the eyes on that moment
I pray for oppo101 ep4 subs tomorrow and wil go to sleep now
don't sleep
why not
wasting of time
but ep4 subs will be out faster if I sleep
I doubt they out tomorrow
the episode is less than 3hours this time
subbers are still lazy as fuck
just like me
>people shitting on this place again for no reason
it's americabro, he can't open images fast
wouldn't his normal instinct be to invade this place and liberalize it
and steal every kpop picture as if it was oil
>invade this place and liberalize it
currently not looking there
you haven't finished watching it in 6 hours?
I stopped the program when I saw fagpops at the beginning but started again eventually
you should've just skipped to Lovelyz
btw I barely remember anything from that show now because I'm watching/reading tons of stuff and my brain doesn't even bother remembering
feeling like goldfish tbh
I recently started using Anki, it's really helpful remembering things
This one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anki_(software)
Interesting
I've been training with http://brainworkshop.sourceforge.net a bit. It's to improve working memory though, a bit different type of training.
Anyway I think the main reason is that I don't really need that tons of information I absorb. Brain just can't handle that much. Probably the information of idols/bands and other important kpop data take like 5% of my overall brain storage
And scientists say our brain normally can handle like 30-50 faces. Wtf I overflowed my brain like Johnny Mnemonic
>30-50 faces
that might be the reason I can't remember all these new oppo101 faces quickly
oh and yeah that's the Anki I meant. It's really helpful for language learning or even such things as names when you're new to a company or something
its insane how good it works for me. it's even faster and more lasting than word games for me
Are you trying to learn korean?
n-no but maybe I should do that too
learn chinese and japanese too, it will be helpful for c101/p48
the day I learn even just one chinese word will be the day I gave up on life completely
what are you planning to do in your life instead of learning chinese?
never speaking with a chinese person for a start
but you can go China to speak with Mei Qi and Xuan Yi
chinese is one of the worst sounding languages in the world
since we are alone right now I'll reveal a secret. I don't even like those two that much
>I don't even like those two that much
what for are you watching oppo101 then?
the heart wants what the heart wants
I like the show concept
because it's healthy pornand some of the girls are great visuals
>did it do something for you so far?
it helps to improve your working memory
I think it's more like measuring device than the actual agent
i.e. you start eating, sleeping, walking well and you brain will automatically work better, this program just helps to see whether it actually works better
but does it help with your adhd?
it's a different thing
working memory is kinda the actual intellect
i.e. the number of objects you can operate in your brain simultaneously
you can think of it like improving your mental calculation or chess game skill
I don't know how old are you though. Normally you have issues with working memory after 25yo.
My brain is probably completely fucked up because of the 10 years of bad sleep schedule and shit food
you can try it then
physical conditions of the body are very important for the brain activity
I'm scared that it will reveal I'm no longer in the ~125 range
>125 range
what is that? iq?
yeah I had to do it as a kid a few times
i thought we were talking kg
aren't they very much related?
stop making me read about scientific stuff late at night
we don't have such tests in mother russia
well my working memory is pretty horrible tbh, yet I was able to do some progress in that app in few weeks
I'm just too lazy to handle my physical body properly, always eating shitty food, have bad schedule and walking rarely
imagine the potential productivity if you had discipline instilled by your parents
I sometimes wonder how different life would've been
>how different life would've been
pretty stressful I guess
my eyequeue is at least 70
you would think that but discipline in schedule and such actually makes you more free
pray for dia
no fuck dia, they're a horrible group that ruined 2 greats
that's rude and probably false
>probably false
>probably
anon...
>makes you more free
like it was for this guy
that's the sudoku guy right? what a faggot
i don't pretend to know which two he was talking about
chae and cathy probably
I always forget the no insulting idols rule
sugoi !!!!! ☆♬○♩●♪✧♩((ヽ( ᐛ )ﾉ))♩✧♪●♩○♬☆ ~~~
love the song but the player here has no volume control besides mute aka unusable
brainlet
why provide a player at all then?
kagami added mp3 support in a matter of hours lol. there's so many other things to do first be glad it just works™
you're right I guess I complain too much
neko neko neko neko neko ya
word soty
just thankful for azngrlz
do you actually dislike white girls or just love asians?
white girls are disgusting unless they are hapa
asians x whites is the best ship
what do you think about this music video?
i'd rather watch my waifu's dance cover
p-post it...
their personalities are disgusting is what you mean
>he didn't post his waifus cover
whatever I'm over it
no i meant white girls are disgusting. physically and mentally
Hapas aren't white
ok
leave white girls alone
this pose and dress make her body look like a fat slob
yeah she needs to lose some weight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gST4mTJ-01Q
just when i thought i was done blasting bboombboom
already preordered it
don't like that neko neko ya tbh
han chu wo di ming zi is much better
how long dublekick is going to milk it
han chu whatever is shit, sweety
theres not even a build up part
and theres a rap section
>han chu whatever is shit
its just your hormones speaking try to forget mq and rethink the song
>try to forget mq
why would you do that
she needs to be given an empty basket to keep her humble
my motivation is running low
what the fuck iuc
thanks~
ready for that episode 4
where's the subs?
not out yet
time to learn chinese
I've seen a picture preview of ep.4 and it looks like it's going to be glorious. they are in sport outfits
waiting for the mei qi in short shorts
and lots of tummy shots too probably
Don't understand the popularity of XY tbh. Basically she's just visual.
and not even a literal goddess tier visual at that
can you're waifu wink as good as her?
i want to pinch her cheeks
>tfw naeun will never beat you with her bat
>ywn drink a pint with a highly bio engineered super model
tfw mei qi will never lie on your knees
not even the biggest fashion faggots can ruin the artwork that is nana
word, but those are comfy clothes, nothing wrong with them
word to whatever that guy said
he said Nana is the ideal type of girl
and he used about 500 words for it?
>Nana is the sweetest and most beautiful girl. She is very modest and very shy, and sometimes shy. She is the ideal of the girl IRL. Such as Nana never betrays. She will love unselfishly. She will not need any iPhones, cars or apartments. She is an ideal. My Goddess.
>She will not need any iPhones, cars or apartments
didnt she say her ideal boyfriend is rich so she can buy shit all the time?
what's the word for goddess? how do you say it in russian
that's not my copypaste chingu
Богиня (Boginya)
If I put that into translator, I won't find out it actually translates to "I'm a massive faggot" right?
why would I lie to you
I have been lied to before...
You've been living a kop for so long, but you still do not understand. You will never slip out of the spell of goddesses. We are all condemned here. While the heart beats, sit in the third-third and write a paste, boy.
though you may like this
wtf what happens after
they
had sex
my guesses:
rena roa eunwoo nayoung kyulkung
thats pretty obvious
well you have to find Eunwoo by process of elimination
Nayoung is going to be so sweet and tasty
Other girls don't look sexy though
tfw no seeders on playgirlz bluray torrent
where them subs be at?!
I want my Mei Qi
I want to see zi tings huge thai
eyes
i want to see autism but i guess zhaoyues mom told her to behave
>4 messages in 10 hours
feelsbadman
something went wrong
tfw you can't into marketing
better a small community than 4chan
smiles make this another discord
lacking actual kqts
I can post smile source pics
you should post this sourcepic
is that a cosmic girl?
i think that guy is in jail now
no :iu_huh:
are you even into kpop
for what
a little
dont bully pls
Stellar's Minhee
children
thanks dad
check out CLC fancams, you will like them
i dont watch fancams
wtf don't enhance it
why is she in the corner
idk but that's probably part of the reason the photographer is in jail now
punishment
how do you know who the photographer is
he's a legend
did he fugg them all or what?
who knows
lucky bastard
tfw you don't like nekoya at all
also fagging for nip shit is so 2000-x
naekkoya is amazing honey
why don't you love oppo101 song?
a-are you actually new to this place and to kpop?
maybe...
>february 24
definitely in jail
what groups do you like?
welcome chingu~~
who do you like?
stop reading my mind
i like blackpink
no
did you come here from 4chan?
yes
welcome to paradise
edition
i dont think paradise exists
>he doesn't know
you think wrong
isnt life just a game of tradeoffs?
is kagami orlov advertising this place on 4chan?
no
anyway I'll go to sleep and pray for oppo101 subs tomorrow
don't go
how the fuck do we fix mouth breathing
she needs to visit Dr.Kim
shes cute
thinking all the time about Pinky's paradise tbh
theres no escape
imagine having a boner in the class because of Kyulkung
might be weird with possible cqts around
what is this guy doing there btw
I mean look at this left hand
put your both hands on the table
whats the catch with dreamcatcher
they would be entirely mediocre if it wasn't for the edgy concept imo
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA6RZn55HZoLFFxTHpO4VGg/videos
even that guy can't save us this time
i will never see xiaoyus face again
you never deserved to see it in the first place
>xiaoyus
even don't know who she is
acrobatist
>im coming, im coming, im coming~
>ah ah ah ah ah imagine~
stop posting this
why should I stop
it's stupid webm
>tfw out of loop
ah, that was seolaposter
ok, continue~~
>that
just wondering what im supposed to be looking at
imbecile
i dont get it
just keep posting seola's creepy face
don't worry about it
does Seola have paradise btw
oh no he's mad =*((((((((((((((((((
uh oh
I SAID POST HER CREEPY FACE
good lad
how do we solve 4chans
the thing I like about seola from watching dozens of videos, it's that you can tell she's deeply troubled inside.
>solve 4chans
what do you mean by that
still waiting for ep3 (seola)
ep3 of what
seola webdrama
watch oppo101 instead
lets post some qts instead
i was never the guy to have many pics
ruff ruff
where are all the amerifats at, post some pics you lazy pricks
americans were never the strength of alternative boards and they dont like qts either
americans are afraid of the russians
ep5 will air in a day or two
I haven't seen any good pictures lately, sorry
>still months and months before pristin v, taeyeon, oppo101 subs, p48, dia or basically anything at all
>Kwang Soo says he regrets covering up the truth in T-ara/Hwayoung/Hyoyoung mess :kwangsoo:
hwayoung wins either way so who cares
but T-ara did nothing wrong and the people should know
I feel like shit and no oppo subs make it even worse
i think they gave up
just doing the 1 minute piece of shit behind the shit videos because its quick
looks like it yeah
how can 50 people be so behind?
probably they can't concentrate because of cqts
Im not not paying them to look at cqts
are you paying them at all
I dont pay for bad work
I would not mind giving them 5 moneyunits if they were dependable
you better give them 5 bowls of rice
maybe a local delicacy
they are fat enough
imagine chinese bros reading us right now
impossible, there aren't any chinese kpop fans
why are they clapping all the time
it's their "scrathing the nose or head" nervous gesture if they don't know how to handle a social situation but since they are idols and girls they've been taught to never touch their fucking head so they don't ruin the look
>it's their "scrathing the nose or head" nervous gesture
why are you quoting me?
I'm saving quotes by great people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgnKE4xRP4A
enjoying a new cover song of my youtubeidolfu btw
>raon lee
who is she
she sings and is a kqt on youtube and since she did a fansign with 200 people attending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtGcQU6R_44
she is an official idol now
at least in my eyesjust look how she rubs the cold hands of her fans
and I bet you she has no safety pants under that short skirt....she also had a concert at some big korean youtube show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaqRK9a-7XE
>and I bet you she has no safety pants under that short skirt
need some proofs
also her MV
she rarely shows the lower part of her body and I have not managed to obtain proofs
yet
>she rubs the cold hands of her fans
does she realize what fans use their hands for?
no she is actually the purest "idol" out there because she is completely normal and would never suspect something like that
in japan idol fansigns are purely for handshakes
it would be weird if there wasn't an incident of a fan "doing it" right before so the idol would touch "it"
obviously there were
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2012/02/03/idol-otaku-inflict-semen-handshake-on-akb48/
>“Before the handshaking, they go to the toilets and onanise there, and attend the event with it on their hands. When one of the members goes to shake their hands, thinking them an ordinary fan, they get a sudden sticky sensation. Some members responded with a shocked ‘What the hell is this!?'”
expected nothing else
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2012/07/19/akb48-girl-frantically-washed-hand-after-otaku-handshake/
why do they even allow them to shake hands at all
it's practically asking for things like this and shaking hands isn't normal in asia anyway
>why do they even allow them to shake hands at all
to sell the fucking CDs that nobody needs anymore?
they have yet to make the leap of making the fan the product and themselves the seller to advertisers etc
wat
fans are the buyers and they're selling handshake for such price that e.g. only 20% of them can afford
yeah that's the normal model but they can do it like google or any aggregator site. gain a huge fan base that has certain desirable demographics and then sell them to advertisers. instagram whores do it too. that way they don't actually HAVE to sell a lot
I love her too
>and then sell them to advertisers
do you mean to sell their personal data of what?
make themselves a platform for advertising
ever watched korean tv? every ad there has an idol in it
no in their case it would be the attention and good will of the fans towards their idol.
they already advertise tons of shit
like cosmetics and smartphones
we're talking about jap idols though and how they are still the product not their fans
yeah koreans are all already transitioning away more and more from the old album selling monetisation. japs seem way more extreme into the physical copy meme
chinks are the best though
just think about that: put the name of the phone into the show name
now that's what I call marketing talent!
giving nunu a sticky sensation
wtf Roa don't learn her bad things
i want to take a break but whats the point without c101
p48 powered by ourguy yubseyo who will never disappoint us cannot come soon enough
it's so hard to choose a waifu in pristin tbh
they're all sexy
about nekoya48, we could make a /kpg/ ranking of the girls before the show starts because we already have their introduction videos anyway. then we could directly compare how mainstream kpganon actually chooses
can't wait for pristin comeback
a full blown comeback with nana
omo she's so cute I'm dying
1. Nayoung
2. Roa
3. Eunwoo
4. Rena
5. Kyukyung
1 (1-5)
1 (1-5)
what now
none of the rolls count because you can't lose
we have to fight for the nayoung
I can't fap for Eunwoo tbh so that counts
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5Jyo_mLzkdePSZva5HAKGA/videos
>they are falling for the bts 2 minute clips-meme
lol most of videos there have about 100-500 views
imagine perceiving elite content for the chosen ones
remember looking forward to eng sub
those were the days
why is she so beautiful
I'm crying
they will release ep4 subs today
second girls is hot
>you will never get to see another oppo101 ever again
don't be so pessimistic
ep5 airing soon
it will come out today!
why is this pinky so strict
you don't want to know...
explain
same reason as with cheng xiao
explain it right now
she was pissed because she had to endure all that time in china away from kpganon which made her very unsatisfied
it was acting
>away from kpganon
>implying she even knows he exists
food is ready, subs aren't. now I'm forced to watch "western videos"
watch behind the scenes
do you know top gear?
I'm watching this now
>topgear
shut up I have no alternatives
does topgear have cute asian girls in it?
t-they did a vietnamese special once
>I have no alternatives
you can watch Krauss & Nye & Dawkins & Tyson
>you can watch a jew, two faggots and a nigger
?
what's wrong with jew
they are nation destroyersand in nosies case heart destroyer
remember how that one girl dyed her hair blue then instantly got booted from the show and her appearance censored
t-those were the days
I don't remember
likely because ep3 was years ago
that was scary a bit
remember loona?
i love loona
tfw hungry again
tfw still no subs wait hold up THEY ARE UP!
time to prepare food
time for new roros
good
that's old roro
new