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> Standing face to face with Ben
> His jewish eyes staring me down
> I launch from my starting position of squating down (like a proper slav)
> Naruto run towards him
> Using the fact that my hands are behind me I reach into my back pockets
> As I close the distance I quickly move my arms forward and launch a hail of shekels at him
> His instincts make him bend down and start picking up the coins
> I knee him in the face with the full force of my sprint