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Bespectacled beauties and cool geols with shades on edition

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2. Do not insult idols

3. Behave like adults

Kch news reporting in

In the previous thread:

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Wony appeared in amazing hwiteu outfit, yet again sparking speculation of weight gain (which we all pray for )

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The great GPS in picture metadata stalking scandal broke

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Some moronis suggested that Choerry is not special anymore, which she quickly disputed by throwing very special birthday stream

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Push and pull theory was examined and pondered

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Minjus smiling day was established and shall be henceforth celebrated on 1st of June (also international kids day, coincidence? or connected?)

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Spiteful kchanons tried to start a conflict between Yujin#1 and Wony#1 kchanons, but they appreciate each other's waifu and refused to partake in such stupid actions

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Yves looks more and more like Sulli, we are concerned, but not pessimistic

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Karina's IG got banned, but luckily reinstated very quickly

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Yujin in Finland caused a lot of commotion, spawning architectural discussion about commieblocks

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Zoa pics were achived

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New Kwindom show started, hype is buildign up

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Limelight broke through to kchan mainstream, each girl being picked up by different kchanons, great success

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Fromis9 had a comeback, kchanons seemed to like it

Next week:

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No comebacks of worth I think

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We will celebrate birthdays of: Jiyeon, Jinsoul, Hyeri and Jueun

Tummy edition

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3. Behave like adults

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Last week:

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Dreamcatcher had their comeback with BONVOYAGE, and it's a smash hit

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æspa was at Cannes and gave those dirty frenchmen the ol' razzle dazzle

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the great numpad debate (no conclusive winner here)

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idol to screen ratio calculations with some very important maths on display

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the remaining queendom puzzle participants were finally showed off, so now we're just waiting for the damn show to start

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even MORE fromis teasers

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I saw some nice nancy's and honestly that warmed my heart

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Rei returned from her hiatus!

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Interesting discussion on how far you can disconnect your enjoyment of an idol or a group from their musical output

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knowing bros guy is diligently watching episodes

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so much great Jo Yuri content as of late, both her refreshing Lipton cf song Yellow Circle and her streaming herself playing games

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Red Velvet geols are galavanting in Europe

Next week:

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fromis_9 is having their comeback with #menow on the 5th of June

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the TripleS subunit Krystal Eyes is releasing a MV for their b-side Touch on the 6th

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the following idols are having birthdays: Nagyung from fromis_9, Nien from TripleS, SinB, Choerry and Chaeryeong

Skirts? Skirts! edition

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Last week:

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cake guy had his redemption arc, and it looked delicious

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lots and LOTS of fromis teaser photos

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queendom puzzle started early, by showing off some of the contestants and releasing performance videos for everyone to enjoy

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Karina not only got rid of her blonde hair, but has also cut it short now. This has devastated millions of chingus around the world

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Yves went to a birthday fancafe event for her and brought flowers to everyone there and was generally just the sweetest girl in existence

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CSR celebrated 300 days since their debut

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The æspa geols got individual instagrams now!

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The TripleS members moved into an apartment complex, and are another step closer to creating their own kowloon walled city

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Kim Doah had her debut with dream walking, with great accolades from chingus

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MECHA-REI

Next week:

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Lesserafim are going to be promoting their b-side Eve, Psyche & The Bluebeard's wife on music shows

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Dreamcatcher is having their comeback on the 24th with BONVOYAGE

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Red Velvet is coming to Europe with concerts in Berlin, Paris and Amsterdam

One Wink And You're A Fan Edition

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Previously on Kch:

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some moronis tried to override the edition, they did not succeed

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aespas Spicy outfits sparked joy

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idles comeback title was controversial among kchanons

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the new MNET show puzzles kchanons mind

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fromis announced a huge comeback

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miaguy said wished everybody a good morning

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baker-nim can't into math

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the female lead on chloe show died

Up next on the Kch:

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Kim Doah (who made it into an edition post) will debut solo!!!!!

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miaguy will declare his love for Mia

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girls day sojin will become 37 years of age, which means in kpop years that she's already a great halmoni. maybe we'll hear some of her old war stories

short hair ONLY edition

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Last week:

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chingu watching 123 ive is still dilgintly at it

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childrens day came and went, with some fun photos

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stayc geols in sudden attack again, with the ensuing horror on display

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real lippie hours for real lippie enjoyers

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some GREAT gidle teasers

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kazuha being unforgiven(ably) nice

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The second subunit of TripleS, Krystal Eyes, finally had their debut with Cherry Talk

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geols outside: do they exist? opinions differ on this

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cakeguy made some buttercake

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aespa had their comeback with Spicy, an absolute banger of a song

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we played "name that 4th gen female idol", to varying degrees of success

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Vivi and Hyunjin are leaving Blockberry, and everyone cheered

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gidle released their pre-release song, Allergy

Next week:

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gidle is having a comeback with their mini-album, I FEEL

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the idols that are having birthdays are: Dayoung, Chaeyoung from fromis_9, Haerin and IU

Bright hair for bright heads edition

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Last week:

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Joy went on health-induced hiatus that will include the concerts in Europe

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Kchanon went on IVE content spree, which resulted in changes in his member rankings

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Apink left their company

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Le Sserafim had a comeback with a banger with Kazuha looking as good as ever

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We found out one kchanon has as many teeth as shark

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Miyeon showed us what a pabo she is by cheering for the wrong team at a baseball game

Next week

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Aespa will have a comeback

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We will celebrate the birthdays of Minji and Monday

Two... Two of them! edition

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Last week:

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Alice had their comeback with SHOW DOWN, and Sohee's jinjja nice body was a sight to behold

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the spin-off show Queendom Puzzle announcing that it will have geols such as Yeeun, Chaeyeon, Kei and many more on it

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kim suyeon guy continues to only equate everything to kim suyeon

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gaeul being best geol(#gaeulsweep)

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the heron made an appearance

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dreamcatcher's Yoohyeon looking great in her new short hair

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TripleS is currently having a big voting event where fans are picking the members for the upcoming two subunits

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movieguy watched Heathers (1988) and seemed to enjoy it

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Kim Doaaaaaaah

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some PABO fansite made sullyoon cried, chingus collectively cursed his bloodline and existence

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the artemis girls took a train to busan(nothing bad happened)

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cakeguy made his cake, and it turned out well!

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The sad passing of Moon Sua's brother, Moonbin. We're all wishing the best for Moon Sua during her grieving period

Next week:

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Jueun from DIA is having her solo debut on the 27th

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Lesserafim is having their comeback with UNFORGIVEN on the 1st of May

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Birthdays: CSR's Duna, Mimi from Oh My Girl and Sunmi

Eyes are the window to the soul edition

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Last week:

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Twice, Red Velvet and Blackpink concert pictures continued to cheer kchanons up

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Chaehyun injured herself and couldn't dance with other keplels

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Chaeyeon had a comeback, kchanons didn't talk about it much

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Heejin finally made an IG account leaving Olive as the last Loona without one

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Yeeun had a comeback with a song that turned out to be an ad unfortunately

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Irene birthday performance was astonishing with many amazing pics

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tripleS revealed 14th member, the group is rapidly growing in numbers and might take over the world at this pace

Next week:

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ALICE and Sujeong will have a comeback

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We will celebrate birthdays of: Hyein, Cub and CSR Yuna (I think some kchanon likes her)

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Concert edition

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Last week:

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more great photos from the red velvet concert

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Apink had a comeback with D N D, which did NOT have any references to board games

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nmixx-posting continues with some great tummies on display

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Mire

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movieguy watched the bourne movies

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the great billlie dropped cake-gate happened(it was thread favourite sheon that dropped it as well)

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TripleS had a fandom name choice event, and WAV ended up winning much to the dismay of AxiSbros

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Got more Artemis photos with choerry and kim lip

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Kep1er came back with giddy, it seems to have struck a positive cord with chingus

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IVE had their comeback with I AM, with overwhelming fanfare

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all the geols in paris??

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collective disbelief that Oh Hayoung is only 26 years old

Next week:

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Lee Chaeyeon is having her comeback on the 12th, as is Dreamnote

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Yeeun is having her solo debut(for real this time) on the 13th

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TripleS is revealing a new member on the 14th

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Celebrating the birthdays of Yoon, Nancy and Jiwoo

Redemption edition

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Last week:

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Modhaus started trying to get their hands on several Loona-related trademarks and announced Heej+OEC thing, we are anticipating great things

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Pledis is doing Pledis things and fromis_9 seems to be in grave danger

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CSR had a comeback, kchanons that follow CSR seemed to like it

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Nmixx had a first win (Very happy occasion)

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Billlie had a first win (Also very happy occasion)

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New poster has stuck around, providing much needed Everglowposting (remember kpop diversity is our strength)

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More Loonies opened their own IG accounts (VERY happy occasion)

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RV tour started giving us MANY amazing pictures

Next week:

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Apink has a comeback

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IVE has a comeback

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Kepler has a comeback

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We will clebrate the brithdays of: Wuah Lucy, Karina and Danielle

Idols outside in nice weather Edition

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Last week:

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Heejin, Kim Lip, Jinsoul, Choerry signed with Modhaus

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some GREAT wonys were posted

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Yeeun had her solo pre-debut with Strange Way To Love. Chingus here liked it

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Eunchae with the big red boots made quite the commotion

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Chaeyoung had a big situation(two even!) but everyone forgot about it soon after

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the villager posted his diary entry

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Red Velvet is coming to Europe!!!

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IVE came back with their pre-release single KITSCH, the song was divisive among chingus

This week:

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Billlie and CSR are having comebacks

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Ryu Sujeong is doing a pre-release drop for her full album

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Jisoo is having her solo debut

Crisis Edition

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Last week + 2 days:

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Ive started doing liveus

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many movies were watched and talked about

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the great shilling of Mirae began, the people loved it

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joy hater was btfo'd multiple times

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kch had more dead time than usual

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that american is still alive

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those things might be related

This week:

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we will find a solution to the poster recruitment and retention problem

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we'll see about that american

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no birthdays, because we were not invited

Great skirts edition

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Last week:

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We had a Great Gatsby debate

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Loonies had a concert which brought us new pics after long time which sparked joy

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Lee Luda and Dawon decided to not be idols anymore, this didn't spark joy

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Sohee released her CF solo song, which I didn't even listen to, just appreciated the pics

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I missed half the thread (again)

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ALICE have been selected as lingerine brand models (we are expecting patiently for photoshoots)

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WOTY contender dropped

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F1 had a first race, watched by kchanons and enjoyed well

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Dice-nim was finally favourable again

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Youngeun's father passed away, she is taking a hiatus from group schedules

Next week:

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We will keep working hard

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Twice will have a comeback

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We will celebrate birthdays of Taeyeon, Soojin (GIDLE rip), Nana (wuah one), Somsomi, Hikaru, Nara, Sumin and Jian

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어이 붙잡하면 좋겠다

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another nice dress edition

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This week

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arin continued her fancy travels

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minju stopped by without saying hi

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milan-chingu stayed in his hidey-hole

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rei went blonde

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aespa had a great looking concert

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NMIXX lily turned out to be omo and australian

next week

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cherry bullet, sohee and yuju will have comebacks

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dayeon, jiyoon, bora, luda and yeri will have birthdays

Barely Made It Edition

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What happened:

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kch was very quiet this week with less than 1k posts, let's do better next week, yeoreobun

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stayc comeback did not meet expectations, but red hair ISA swept kchanon off his feet

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kchanon finished a lot of folders, but he will probably burn in heck forever for putting rocketpunchis into inactive archive

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dice was very harsh and mean this week. no food and no happiness for kchanon

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dark hair gidles stunned kchanon, possibly murdering him

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many movies were watched and none had kpops in it, wth korean entertainment industry, make another burning already

What will happen:

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we will do better

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there might be a multi bomb attack at bbc offices to save loonas from suffering

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I'm just saying, there's a possibility

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Kim Doah will take selcas in japan

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there will be 0 kqt birthdays of interest

eu edition for Valentine's day

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Last week:

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OP didin't bother making a recap, again

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Many idols graduated from their schools

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Heej, Chorb, Lippeu and Jinsora opened individual Fab accounts

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I pulled a classic move of disappearing for 3 days

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Itzy celebrated 4th anniversary along with a concert/fanmeeting

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Eunchae started as Music Bank MC

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IVE had a concert that flooded us with many amazing pictures (Yujin in tears)

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Stayc had a comeback, but it seemingly didn't leave much impression on kchanons

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Momoland officialy disbanded

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fromis9 comeback was announced

In the upcoming week:

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We will celebrate birthdays of: Siyoon, and on the same day: Wendy, Solar, Haru, Riina and Leeseo (what a stacked day)

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Purple Kiss and Limelight will have a comeback