1 MILLION POSTS KCH CELEBRATION EDITION
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
We made it, chingus
and we're all gonna make it
yeonhee looks so smug here
it is her birthday i have to go to bed now
oh i didn't know, gn
Kpop science and technology here!
fuck, with HiDPI monitor the kch's icon now looks pixelated because it's only 16x16
>trouble for people who are trying to use some automatization tasks via Shortcuts or something like that
oh yeah i guess trust is the only option
i currently have 12 applications installed can i trust them
disc*rd definitely reads all my window titles and reports them to the mothership dont they
>i guess trust is the only option
I was more focused on security when I was younger but now I became relaxed a bit. and I read tons of stories like that (not always, but seems like a trend)
so enjoy being nerd while you can
Pretty Selfies of Pretty Girls Edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
aaaaaaaaaaaah
what's so aaah
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JUST 에디션
>그냥 - 그냥 새로운 스레드 해봐 just make a new thread
-만 - 15분만 기다려줘 just wait 15 minutes
>단지 - 단지 좋은 에디션 생각해야 되지 you need to just think of a good edition
오직 - 오직 좋은 에디션만 괜찮나? 어려운데 just a good edition is fine? but it's difficult
>딱 - 좋은 걸 딱 우리 원하는 거지 a good one is just what we need
다만 - 다만 난 좀 덤코프잖아서 이것밖에 할 수 없어 it's just that i'm a bit of a dummkopf so i could only do this
>그대로 - 뭐야...괜찮아 아마 그대로 올려봐 the heck is that...it's fine i guess just post like that
이전의 스레드:
리마짱 예뻐
근데 나는 일본인 아닌 아논이야
좀 웃기게 들리지? ㅋㅋ기분이 좋아지게 하는 방송
응. 말해봐
귀여운 멤버가 한 명 있네. 노래는 별로야
>케이팝 끝났어
이런 그룹은 한국 대중들이 신경 안 써서 괜찮아
좋아
유키카 너무 좋아 이번 앨범 좀 짧아서 아쉽네. 그래도 난 많이 즐거워
ㄷㅊ = 닥쳐, ㅅㅂ = 씨발, ㅂㅅ = 병신
루다야? 섹스 아니고 섹시
와, 레드 카펫 드레스는 진짜 예뻐
>섹스 아니고 섹시
너무 섹시하면 섹시 아니라 ㅋㅋㅋ
그래서 너무 섹시 → 섹스
미안. 난 좀 바보야 ㅋㅋㅋ
이야기는 생각보다 행복하게 끝났네 ㅋㅋㅋ
이뻐
>일본아논 운전중에 xg를 듣고 있어서 올린거 못 해서 어떡해
내가? XG 좋은데 차는 스테레오 없는데 ㅋㅋ
>하푸는 낸시 좋은데
난 몰라
>밴디트의 그룹명이 마음에 안 들어서 그룹을 좋아할 기회를 안 줬어...
진짜 안타깝네. 난 항상 새로운 그룹의 노래를 한번만 들어봐. 밴디트는 노래가 좋았어
>어느 날 갑자기 밴디트가 컴백을 한다는 소식이 전해진다면 그게 내가 제대로 성공한 증거일 거란다
기대할게
조아는 뷰티섹시바보인 거 같아
나나 살랑해
>이연이는 호랑이 같아 ㅋㅋㅋ
묵비권을 행사하고 싶어
난 이제 가야 돼. 내일 나머지 포스트를 읽을게
Seeing Right Through (You) Edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week
>wonyoung could convince us that bangs are not necessarily evil
>kch continues to struggle with new edition tuesdays
>redvelvet gave us some interesting teaser pictures. smol in size, but decently big impact
>heejin cameback well~~ local kch heej-fans received it with a 7/10 rating
This week
>WEEEKLY AND VIVIZ COMEBACK HYPE!!!!!!!
>Many more super comfy autumn kgf feel pictures
>I, kchanon, will have one(1) or more(2+) kpop dreams
not good
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Girls who make you go AAAHHHHHHH edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week
>many Yunjin pics
>new edition situation
This week
>maybe some news about Soojin's comeback
that's okey it's just the nature of searching for a window, a passage of time over all the others capable of intersecting the multiple lives, or lack thereof, necessary to watch a korean television show
I'm making a new edition to make up for it
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2022 debuts edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
>Last week
>All idols went traveling
>Doyeonposting spread joy to all but one
>Baddie got stuck in everybody's head
>People were still butthurt about the Austro-Hungarian Empire
>Yeseo/Dayeon alarm clock
This week
>Billie comeback
>Rosebro mountain trip
Nice if it gets others to post her more too
Going Back In Time Edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week +1:
>we were spammed by a wave of wony pictures. some chingus couldn't swim
>releases of idle and ive and newjeans did not get much praise
>kpop saving and sorting and kpop infrastructure was discussed a lot
>we fell in love with a kpops hair
>we like making webms again
This week -1:
>tripleS nakyung, elris yeonje birthdays
>comebacks/releases: triples, lightsum, ive, sunmi
>kchanon won't fuck up new edition tuesday again
Mia dominatrix
nice thighs
kchanon's love at first sight edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week:
>Billlie released a very comfy song
>tripleS arrived in the great land of the free and already toured a couple of venues, sadly kch's favorite S sohyun got sick and had to sit out for some of the venue dates
>Blockberry took more Ls but is not giving up yet
>Kep1er visited Europe
please come to other countries too>Korea celebrated Chuseok and our girls had some much deserved days off to spend with their families
Next week:
>NewJeans will release a song as the LoL Worlds 2023 anthem on Oct 4
>IVE will drop their second pre-release single Off The Record on Oct 6
>(G)I-DLE will come back on Oct 6
>We will be celebrating the birthdays of GFRIEND Yuju, Hanni, Lua, Nicole noona, Yunjin, Suzy (our actress) and CLC Seunghee
because there're less videos than pictures?
and they have more of reaction function, so it might feel less like you're posting something dated
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exposed shoulder edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week:
>Blockberry lost in court yet AGAIN, bringing their total record to 37 consecutive losses
>Yujin visiting a fashion show in Milan, and being the main event for chingus here
>news about the Blackpink contract negotiations still being ongoing, but it seems like the majority of the members are not staying with YG
>tripleS geols all in different outfits caught the attention of everyone
>Hyunjin had TWO deep dish pizzas while visting Chicago(also known as chiraq)
>VERY omo joy's posted
>Kep1er had their comeback with Galileo, which garnered enjoyment amongst chingus for its cheerful sound
>IVE released their pre-release single Either Way, which saw a massive swell of praise from chingus
>the idols you see today? they're actually the secret daughters of previous idols
>tripleS fighting game who are you maining
Next week:
>on the 27th, Billlie is releasing a pre-release single called BYOB (bring your own best friend)
not sharing that
same
would make finding korean movies easier for me though
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동사 뒤에 붙는 재미있는 거 에디션
어/아보다 try
어/아가다 어/아오다 do and go/come
어/아버리다 gets completely done and irreversible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8InXB26SUes
오늘은 유연이가 패션위크에 참가해봤고
계단을 간신히 내려오면서
아논이는 사랑에 빠져버렸어
뷰티섹시 아이돌을 보통 따라가지 않는데 너무 예뻐
웃음이
>같이 학교에 걸을래?
상상해봐
Buttons edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week:
>Irene roaming around Berlin, looking very cute but also hawt
>Loossemble had their debut, and it was good! Especially for all us losers
>SEKSHIE Sana's all around
>Yeseo in the white dress getting lost of attention
>pocket waifu yeojin let loose in new york
>boobs, incredible stuff really
>going over the scientific method behind saving photos
>finding out that Jinsoul is a fellow kdata hoarder
Next week:
>Kep1er is having their comeback with Galileo on the 25th
>IVE is dropping their pre-release single Either Way on the same day
if we don't play his game, we win
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photos where the face is the main focus edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week:
>kchanon went outside! baffled and awed by the grandeur of reality and the process of making memories for themselves
>finding out yeojin weighs so little you can probably lift her up with one arm
>buncha geols went to seoul fashion week wearing some uh, interesting outfits
>Pixy coming to Brno to partake in the local culture and wonderful scenery
>Kep1er geols out in fields looking very wholesome but probably up to mischief
>the Weeekly fan song came out, and it's great! They also had a fansign with lots of omo pictures and videos from it
>remember to not show zoawaitress the spaghetti you put in your pockets
Next week:
>EL7Z UP, the group formed after the conclusion of Queendom Puzzle, is having their debut with the title track CHEEKY on the 14th
>Jihyo is releasing a english version of Killin' Me Good on the 15th
>Loossemble is having their debut on the 15th, with the title track Sensitive
reading through the thread would take a while
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First win edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week:
>Seoul, just how beautiful of a city is it? Lets go to Yel's tummy for more on this
>Wonyoday! One year closer to complete wonyodomination
>summer is over and you're old and things will never be as good as they once were. But IVE is having a comeback!
>former cherry bullet member Kokoro returns for the japanese season of produce 101
>weeekly is back from the dead with teaser photos from their upcoming fan song, Good Day
>the IVE photobook stuns and awes chingus in the thread
>Eunbi looking very omo with her new bangs
>showcasing their growth and ability, H1-Key got first place on The Show today and won their first trophy as a group
Next week:
>Chaeyeon is having her comeback with LET'S DANCE on the 6th
>Rocket Punch are coming back with BOOM, also on the 6th
>Weeekly is releasing Good Day (Special Daileee) on the 12th
already on mobile
has daily gah been celebrated already?
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idols smiling edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week:
>increased amount of kpop thugs wearing tracksuits and band-aid
>jihyo got her first win as a soloist!!
>saw wonyo driving a bumper car, and got reminded why she doesn't want to get a drivers license
>the creation myth according to kaz
>kwon eunbi looking STUNNING in a new set of calvins
>doctor jo yuri being in on a conspiracy with big poopy
>H1-Key had their pre-debut release with Time to Shine, which was enjoyable
This week:
>H1-Key is having their comeback with SEOUL (Such a Beautiful City), today!
>Sejeong is releasing her first full album called Door on September 4th
>Purple Kiss is having a comeback with the album FESTA on the 5th
OMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Idols with gifts at fansigns edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week:
>Stayc had their comeback with Bubble, going Iffy yo iffy yeah all over the place
>we're dropping hard N hanni's in the thread
>never trust girls capitalism, they eat soap and make you fall for tall girls and embrace confucianism
>Chuu won her case against blockberry creative, and had them pay her legal fees as well(HAH)
>Yujin cut her hair short and is looking immensely omo
>buttons, just how many variants are there?!
>Jihyo's aptly named debut with Killin' Me Good is making waves
>Rei expresses disenchantment with reality and living after spending a couple of days in the USA
>huge, BIG congratulations to best girls Yeseo on her birthday
This week:
>on the 23rd, H1-Key is releasing the pre-release single Time to Shine
>Cignature is having a comeback on the 29th with the title track Smooth Sailing
>the following idols are having birthdays: Hyerin, Soyeon and Sejeong
pretty nice lucy
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Idols wearing dresses edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week:
>Jo Yuri had her comeback with Taxi, and it's an absolute delight of a song in addition to a nice mini-album
>some great Shu tummy on display
>Chuu announced the name of her official fanclub, KKOTI. And it was really funny to some of us here
>Yooyeon is secretly 42 years old?!
>despite the constant negative press kgfeef
>Kim Lip proclaims love for Poland, indifference to western europe and frankly could not care less about the balkans
>the world scout jamboree concert happened, with some great performances from groups such as newjeans, ive, itzy, fromis_9 and many others
>Eunchae is blonde now(!)
>they don't want you thinking Cheng Xiao is dating Tony Leung but it's true he told me so
>Ningning's body being the jjang
>Jo Yuri getting her first win this comeback era!
>Yujin being on the cover of Esquire Korea and looking incredibly omo
This week:
>Stayc is having a comeback on the 16th with Bubble
>LOVElution, the TripleS subunit, is having their debut with Girls Capitalism on the 17th
>On the 18th Jihyo is having her solo debut with Killin' Me Good, and Everglow is having their comeback with SLAY
not so bad for an idol
insane
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오늘의 교훈 에디션
예쁜 꽃 보면 예쁘다고 말해야 하는 것처럼 귀여운 걸 귀엽다고 해야겠다
어쩔 수 없다
>이런 좋아 잖아니네? (?)
>ㅎ
>아니가? 아 단추 ...
>몇질 써 없어요
>몇질 써 없는데
>탬 (?)
Your favourite foreign idols edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last Week:
>Eunbi had her comeback with THE FLASH, with some great outfits on display
>limelight geols are so small
>newjeans performed at lollapalooza, and it was a great time
>odd eye circle are touring through europe, to great fanfare and the enjoyment of everyone
>teasers for Jihyo's upcoming solo were the jjang
>mire-posting continues, all hail mire
>Giselle flipping off people, a new hot trend starting?
>Hyoyeon with her massive BUTT
>depressed? Jo Yuri says stay that way
>do you think your average kpop idol can point to bucharest on a map I don't
>Eunbi got her first win as a soloist!!
This Week:
>Jo Yuri is having a comeback on the 9th with the title track TAXI
>Lesserafim are starting off their """world""" tour with performances in Seoul between the 12th and 13th
>Elkie is releasing a digital single called Speed Up on the 11th
>The following idols are having birthdays, Sua from dreamcatcher, Yeeun, Yujin from Kep1er and Minseo
business proposal seemed alright yeah
just need to be in the mood for i
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Summer Break Edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last Week On Kch:
>We saw the kwindom geols in pretty dresses and some of them got kicked off the show into the harsh streets of seoul
>We saw more everglow teaser pictures with mixed responses
>Newjeans was watched and listened to often by kchanon
>Ive announced its first photobook. Since it has a summer theme, it will be sold out in 1.3 picoseconds (half the time it takes to learn korean alphabet)
>The location of the hidden central kpop fashion vault still eludes kchanon detectives
>Eunbi blew this years booba budget already with her third waterbomb appearance
>Itzy already made a huge impact with their comeback without even seeing stages yet
>kwindom day was RUINED by mnet being lame, greedy cunts
This Week On Kch:
>About 28% of kch population will die due to constant itzy kqt terrorism
>Kchanons will spend his summer bonus
>Comebacks: Kwon Eunbi, Lapillus, mamamu, limelight, jeon somi
they're really not gonna make a new one
I can't believe it
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