Midnight Edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
last thread got too large for our guy's PC
this thread we'll continue staying up too late while looking at our favorite idols and anticipate the STAYC comeback
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Lips Edition
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>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
same
Prepare for trouble and make it double edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
In the previous TWO weeks:
>Wony quit her MC job on Mubank, Minju quit hers on Mucore
>Universe app finally died
>I fell for Hanni's charms
>DC celebrated 6th anniversary, fromis_9 their 5th
>4 Loonies won their lawsuits, 5 of them lost
>The free ones opened up personal IG accounts, kchanons like Choerry's the most
>Yena relased her new comeback, nobody really liked it
>GOT the beat had a new comeback, only Seulgi and Wendy fancams got anny attention, the song was shit
>Kazuha's photoshoot reignited our love for her
>Doah solo was announced, we are anticipating it with big expectations
>STAYC comeback was announced
>Big conference about video encoding was held
>Scientific paper about kpop tummies was written down
>Danielle got under fire for sayign Chink new Year instead of Gooky new year, this controversy didn't touch the group at all as they continue sweeping the charts and breaking records
Next week
>We will celebrate birthdays of: Sullyoon, Kim Suyeon, Saebom and Miyeon
>Hopefully a thread will be made on time
gonna make a new one without all this boring news
I hope it's about lips
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의성어 에디션
>할아버지 논장에 이아이아오
>논장에는 강아지 이아이아오
>여기도 월월 저기도 월월 여기도 저기도 월월월월
>할아버지 논장에 이아이아오
>할아버지 논장에 이아이아오
>논장에는 고양이 이아이아오
>여기도 냥냥 저기도 냥냥 여기도 저기도 냥냥멍냥
>할아버지 논장에 이아이아오
>할아버지 논장에 이아이아오
>논장에는 루다씨 이아이아오
>여기도 크앙 저기도 크앙 여기도 저기도 크앙크앙
>할아버지 논장에 이아이아오
이전의 스레드:
바보/섹시
>Even without looking at you, I know that's why you're acting like this
에?
>>859816 ➡ 🏃♂️
low waisted pants edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Lastweek
>Rule 4 was broken, rosebro remained
>Chingu made his weekly schedule for 2023
>Kchan is learning a korean word a day
>"Something about Danielle feels inevitable" chingu fell for Danielle
>Hangul thread stole a chingu's Reis
>Chingu got super invested in Lost before he lost it in a roll
>Gambler almost ragequit his gambling
>Sullyoon and Haerin got special attention
>Noonas got archived
This week
>Yena, GOT the Beat, and cignature have comebacks
>Haram's birthday
yeah
she's a good singer, I remember
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거짓말~ㅎㅎ시상 에디션
가장 웃긴 K단어?
대부분 예외가 있는 한국어 규칙?
제일 결정하지 못한 커떽?
더할 나위 없게 예쁜 케이팝?
이 스레드에서 배우자~
이전의 스레드:
머리가..
학자
언급하자면 = if i were to mention
주요 = major
그후에는 = after
왠지 몰라 = i don't know why
(으)려다(가) = used to indicate that subject had intended to do some action but then decided to something else instead
미친
추구하다 = to pursue
망가지는 = falling apart
전향했던 = converted
실망스러운 = disappointing
한 해로 = for a year
비극의 = tragic
연속 = continuous
추월하다 = to overtake
일관성이 = consistency
식으로 = in the manner of
믿고 가다 (무슨 뜻이야? 믿다?)
바뀌다 = to be changed
분명히 = clearly
잇따른 = in succession (그래서 나는 잇따른 누구 그룹만 바라봐 so now i look at nugu groups one after another? or something)
자체 = itself
의심스럽다 = to be suspicious
억지로 = against ones will
밀다 = to push, shove
뒷걸음 = backward step
치다 = to hit, strike, etc
뒷걸음 치고 싶어 = (파랑새) i want to step back
악마의 꼭두각시 = devil's puppet
아닐지라도 = even if not
느낌이 들어 = to get a feeling (similar to 마음이 들다)
>>849380 ➡ 스레드에 가즈아~!
Whiteu edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week on Kchan™ :
>I missed half the thread as per usual
>Kchanons joined the effort to save Vlives before they disappear
>Vlive officialy died
>New YG group was announced
>More award shows with kpops looking amazing
>The prestigeous Kchawards were given out >>839882 ➡ >>839921 ➡>>839929 ➡ >>840393 ➡ >>840419 ➡
>Newjeans released the great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZAgIHmHLdc&feature=youtu.be
Next week:
>H1-KEY will release their new song
>We'll celebrate the birthdays of Shuhua, Eunbin, Chloe, Yoohyeon, Romsae and Yeoreum
>Probably some other stuff will happen but I can't remember what that is
I saw them that's good enough for me
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LOVE this seulgi!
Some Throwbacks of This Year for New Year
In the previous thread:
>was received well with edition posting for over 200 posts
>kchanon seemed to get some work done before the holidays
>Blockberry kept posting teasers for a comeback they already cancelled
>our new Dubu poster got a PS5 he is locked out of
>many cute christmas-y kpops were posted
>we survived some family and social gatherings
This thread:
>kchanon will keep his secret about why he FUCKING HATES Wooah Minseo
>by the end of today KST, VLIVE will be shut down in favor of Weverse, so we'll get some last downloads in and maybe share some more collections >>837460 ➡ >>837462 ➡
>we'll figure out categories and nominees for our own kchan awards
>no new years resolutions because that's just pointless and anxiety inducing!
>NewJeans will release a pre-release single on the 2nd
Make sure to mention how nice our girls looked
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Waifu wearing stripeu edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last week:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTgcp1oDk2M&feature=youtu.be was released, nobody really cared for the song itself however the omo outfits were were much appreciated
>kchanon had an internship interview
>we watched KBS Gayo award show and enjoyed many special collab stages, in particular Yuna solo stage that almost killed half of us
>the show also netted many red carpet pics
>it was one kchanon's birthday
>World Cup in Football concluded with Catfu getting the prediction wrong
>we found out that BBC are even biggfer cunts than previously thought and that /ourgirls/ are in fact poor as hell
>some kchanons made more progress than others
In the following week:
>there will be Christmas, time of vacations and end of work/uni related nuisances
>We'll celebrate the birthdays of Jaekyoung, Yel, Gyuri, Moonbyul, Seola, Taeryeong and Jesus Christ
>we'll progress with archiving kpop
>SM will release a collab christmas album of all their artists
i think it's nice
I think it's cute too
bet you also forgot
조율 에디션
너무 귀엽잖아요?
아니잖아요! ㅋㅋㅋ
난 알아 >>838695
날 믿어 줘
출발~ >>838910 ➡
Classy Ladies Edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last Edition:
>Kch watched some football matches and everybody except bet-nim lost and got mad, especially slugmapia whose brazil team embarassingly went out of the tournament against some east euros. Catfu predicted this.
>There were some last music shows but also big red carpet events
>A newchingu came and left immediately
>Last edition might as well have been called AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Edition, because kchanons posted about 2000 wooyeons
>Nmixx member left (already forgot her name) or was let go
>Kpop scientific debate about kpop wings was settled and kpops definitely do have wings or maybe not
This Edition:
>Catfu predicted argentina to win the world cup, hopefully we will get some more football related selcas.
>More end of the year shows
>Kchanon watching comfy movies and dramas in the cold snow
>We will get more teasers about the upcoming 2-member Loona comeback which will totally happen guys, it's happening okay?! yeah
i wanna touch it
touching perfection might ruin it
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Comfy kpops edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
This week:
>Itzy, KARA and Red Velvet comebacks
>Even more red carpet events
>The spectacular Rise and Fall of Korea's football team
>Rosebro pulling a Rosebro. Might as well have this be part of the rules at this point
>The pics of the week >>824317 ➡
Next week:
>No new comebacks
>Birthdays of Yuna, J & Weeekly Soojin
>Gearing up for comfy Christmas times
there are those days
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To start this edition off, let's post some of our favorite pics of the week
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last thread:
>kchanons dropped their Pokemon game already
>lots of football games with Catfu's betting advice
>Rosebro pulled a Rosebro (again)
>Elkiebro payed a visit
>some shady tactics from Blockberry Entertainment backfiring
>there was a little downtime as our site owner upgraded storage
This thread:
>we will hopefully see more kpops in football jerseys
>Yein will release a digital single on the 2nd
>otherwise no more comebacks as we're well into award show season
i only have the big ones but can't even find them now
Isn't it technically a better gamble as a goalie to just always stay in the middle? if you leave the middle the enemy has 2/3s of the goal open as a whole to hit in, while if you guard the middle he has to decide for only 1/3 left or right so the chances of him missing is much higher
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Kwin edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
This week we had:
>Celebration That Dreamcatcher extended their contracts
>Excelent Wooah comeback with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkyUE7TcBcs&feature=youtu.be which became instant classic among kchanons and is in SOTY contention
>I've pulled myself (sounds retarded when it's written this way, doesn't it?) visiting Munich
>Aespa 2nd anniversary with comfy vlive stream and a very [HOT] Gigi on red carpet
>Jieun left Purkies
>New Pokemon gejmu released taking kchanons' time away and leading to decreased activity
>World Cup has started and with it daily coverage from our Catfu, who brings us the best insider information and informs our bets
Next week we are looking forward to:
>Nmixx chrismass special song (There is no way they will make it terrible, right?)
>New Red Velvet mini album
>KARA reuinion
>More predictions from Catfu
why are they giving me pngs now
neat idea
red carpet edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
This week we had:
>dawg murder and villager kidnap
>unparalleled IVEs and Irenes
>Loona birthdays and pic spam
>pokemon preorders and mountaintop village creations
>rekindled Nana love and new Haerin love
>underappreciated fromisses and well loved bonas
Next week we will have
>Rosebro pulling a Rosebro
>Wooah comeback tomorrow!
>lots more Red Velvet posting
it's gonna be a good one
Didn't spend all that time makign it I am afraid, I just had other stuff to finish first
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대축제 에디션
>주데요
>식사
>밥
저는 그거 알았어요
but there're like 30 most popular worlds like that and I'm too lazy to learn them
유리씨가 새로운 스레드에 가고 싶어요. 너를 따라오라고 부르는데 너가 누구예요?
아버지)
>아빠~ 따라↗️오세요~↘️
남친)
>어빠~↗️ 따라와요~↘️
친구)
>마~↗️ 따라와~
Strike A Poseu Edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
In the past week we had it all:
>Kchanon laughed in joy at natures funny limbolimbolee comeback
>Kchanons fluttered from all the seolhyun posting
>Kchanons mind got activated remembering the noonas he forgot
>Kchanon proposed NOONa time, but only had mild success
>Kchanon lost a shitton of money by gambling like every week, because he didn't trust his gut
>Kchanon finally killed his rival yeonhee
>Kpops are doing vidya now with kepler advertising sanic and itzy catching them all
This week:
>We are looking forward to this weeks comebacks:
>-craxy
>-yooa
>and we are also preparing our feeble for the rest of november, when a comeback storm will hit us according to kpop weather experts
>We will look out for pictures of Everglow Yirens big return to korea
>We will not make fun of fpoons pathetic inability to eat cakes properly
>We will work on our "End of the year kch award ceremony" awards list, it's gonna be contentious this year
that means we were really boring
no, that means you said way too many interesting things
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Silver/gray edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
In the past week we had these happenings:
>ITZY in the USA which brought us many great pictures appreciated by all kchanons
>Haram continuing her rise in kchan popularity taking s of kchanons
>ALICE released their new song, which we liked, especially the parts with Sohee's yunk in them
>One kchanon (me) went on vacation (again), missing half the thread and slowing it down
>Tragic event in SK caused over 100 deaths and lead to national mourning that is to continue until 5th of November
>Vlive announced the service is due to shut down at the end of the year
This week:
>We are trying the new recap/future projection idea mentioned threads
>Nature is having a comeback
>We are gonna celebrate the birthdays of: Elkie, Yukyung, Yura, Exy, Yuki and Seungyeon
>I hope to continue archiving OSEN pictures
represent us well
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Of Golde Edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
>4. There must always be a fourth rule
you really mean it?
of course
her too
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Forgiveness Edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
>4. Forgive a kpop, noona didn't mean it
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time to get fit for your fit waifus
