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idols smiling edition

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Last week:

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increased amount of kpop thugs wearing tracksuits and band-aid

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jihyo got her first win as a soloist!!

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saw wonyo driving a bumper car, and got reminded why she doesn't want to get a drivers license

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the creation myth according to kaz

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kwon eunbi looking STUNNING in a new set of calvins

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doctor jo yuri being in on a conspiracy with big poopy

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H1-Key had their pre-debut release with Time to Shine, which was enjoyable

This week:

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H1-Key is having their comeback with SEOUL (Such a Beautiful City), today!

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Sejeong is releasing her first full album called Door on September 4th

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Purple Kiss is having a comeback with the album FESTA on the 5th

Idols with gifts at fansigns edition

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Last week:

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Stayc had their comeback with Bubble, going Iffy yo iffy yeah all over the place

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we're dropping hard N hanni's in the thread

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never trust girls capitalism, they eat soap and make you fall for tall girls and embrace confucianism

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Chuu won her case against blockberry creative, and had them pay her legal fees as well(HAH)

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Yujin cut her hair short and is looking immensely omo

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buttons, just how many variants are there?!

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Jihyo's aptly named debut with Killin' Me Good is making waves

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Rei expresses disenchantment with reality and living after spending a couple of days in the USA

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huge, BIG congratulations to best girls Yeseo on her birthday

This week:

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on the 23rd, H1-Key is releasing the pre-release single Time to Shine

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Cignature is having a comeback on the 29th with the title track Smooth Sailing

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the following idols are having birthdays: Hyerin, Soyeon and Sejeong

Idols wearing dresses edition

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Last week:

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Jo Yuri had her comeback with Taxi, and it's an absolute delight of a song in addition to a nice mini-album

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some great Shu tummy on display

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Chuu announced the name of her official fanclub, KKOTI. And it was really funny to some of us here

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Yooyeon is secretly 42 years old?!

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despite the constant negative press kgfeef

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Kim Lip proclaims love for Poland, indifference to western europe and frankly could not care less about the balkans

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the world scout jamboree concert happened, with some great performances from groups such as newjeans, ive, itzy, fromis_9 and many others

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Eunchae is blonde now(!)

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they don't want you thinking Cheng Xiao is dating Tony Leung but it's true he told me so

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Ningning's body being the jjang

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Jo Yuri getting her first win this comeback era!

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Yujin being on the cover of Esquire Korea and looking incredibly omo

This week:

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Stayc is having a comeback on the 16th with Bubble

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LOVElution, the TripleS subunit, is having their debut with Girls Capitalism on the 17th

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On the 18th Jihyo is having her solo debut with Killin' Me Good, and Everglow is having their comeback with SLAY

오늘의 교훈 에디션

예쁜 꽃 보면 예쁘다고 말해야 하는 것처럼 귀여운 걸 귀엽다고 해야겠다

어쩔 수 없다

Your favourite foreign idols edition

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Last Week:

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Eunbi had her comeback with THE FLASH, with some great outfits on display

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limelight geols are so small

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newjeans performed at lollapalooza, and it was a great time

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odd eye circle are touring through europe, to great fanfare and the enjoyment of everyone

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teasers for Jihyo's upcoming solo were the jjang

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mire-posting continues, all hail mire

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Giselle flipping off people, a new hot trend starting?

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Hyoyeon with her massive BUTT

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depressed? Jo Yuri says stay that way

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do you think your average kpop idol can point to bucharest on a map I don't

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Eunbi got her first win as a soloist!!

This Week:

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Jo Yuri is having a comeback on the 9th with the title track TAXI

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Lesserafim are starting off their """world""" tour with performances in Seoul between the 12th and 13th

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Elkie is releasing a digital single called Speed Up on the 11th

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The following idols are having birthdays, Sua from dreamcatcher, Yeeun, Yujin from Kep1er and Minseo

Summer Break Edition

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Last Week On Kch:

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We saw the kwindom geols in pretty dresses and some of them got kicked off the show into the harsh streets of seoul

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We saw more everglow teaser pictures with mixed responses

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Newjeans was watched and listened to often by kchanon

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Ive announced its first photobook. Since it has a summer theme, it will be sold out in 1.3 picoseconds (half the time it takes to learn korean alphabet)

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The location of the hidden central kpop fashion vault still eludes kchanon detectives

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Eunbi blew this years booba budget already with her third waterbomb appearance

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Itzy already made a huge impact with their comeback without even seeing stages yet

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kwindom day was RUINED by mnet being lame, greedy cunts

This Week On Kch:

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About 28% of kch population will die due to constant itzy kqt terrorism

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Kchanons will spend his summer bonus

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Comebacks: Kwon Eunbi, Lapillus, mamamu, limelight, jeon somi

Long-haired idols edition

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Last week:

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Kwon Eunbi making waves at waterbomb again

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a new member was added to tripleS, and her name is Mayu

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newjeans released the mvs for cool with you, which were both pure kino

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Joy in some GREAT promotional material for a cf

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Itzy released a pre-release single called none of my business in anticipation of their comeback next week

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another episode of kwindom, now with eliminations!

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Artms is having an event where fans can decide where the girls are going for a big photo shoot

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601 days after their latest release, everglow announces a comeback

Next week:

Itzy is having their comeback with the song CAKE on the 31st

Magazine shoot edition

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Last week:

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Lots of appreciation for the new Odd Eye Circle album

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An Yujin showed off her footie skills, linked with a move now to the big european clubs?!

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IVE had a special CF song release with I WANT, proving that you are not immune to propaganda

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We all learned the importance of clarity and intent in textual communication

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Sohee's BUTT

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They're making a web variety show where Kwon Eunbi is going to eat spicy food(peak kino)

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Are ya gaming, son

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The chingu watching the Hyeri k-drama finished it finally

Next Week:

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TripleS are going to reveal their new member today on the 19th

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Newjeans are having their comeback with the mini-album Get up on the 21st

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Oh My Girl is having their comeback with Golden Hourglass on the 24th

That Girl You First Fell For Edition

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Last Week on Kch:

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The kpop beverage wars are cooling down or heating up, depending on how you look at it. Pepshie gained a lot of ground with new kqt ads

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The fate of Loona occupied kchanons mind. Artemis finally released the OEC MV with mixed reviews

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Yenas disstrack got shut down by western law-fu

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Der non-Trinker had a debate about drinking and its catastrophic impact on society

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Itzy gave us many new pictures and we are all hyped about upcoming comeback

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Geo-nim guessed many kpop locations, he's still a pabo though

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Eunbi took over wendys' radio show and promptly changed everything we loved about it. However she brought a nice sense of fashion

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F1 spam even made it into an edition OP, how annoying!

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Newjeans made everyone supershy, except for that one guy who kept using the regular

In the next Episode of Kch:

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We remember the past, without minnight posting too much

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Upcoming comebacks: IveXPepshie. that's it, yikes

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We get to view the dance category stages of kwindom puzzle

Idols with food edition

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Last week:

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Lesserafim announces a world tour!... which for now just means Asia

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Wony cant be trusted behind the wheels of a car, which is probably better for society as a whole

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Telling time by the dress Miyeon wore for a certain fancam

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We found out what Yoon looks for in an ideal guy(tall you gotta be tall)

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Pizza discourse, just how much is too much really

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Jo Yuri is gonna be in Squid Game 2!

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Restaurant worker Shu says you're gonna get cancer and asks trees what their MBTI is

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pepshie vs coca cola mashita, the battle of the century

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Yena had some kerfuffles with Olivia Rodrigo

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So you wanna translate Korean into English ey? Boy, you don't even know the half of it

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The newest member of TripleS got revealed, and her name is Xinyu

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We found out that Miabro is argentinan, just don't ask what his grandfather did between 1939-1945

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Soojin from (G)I-DLE returned from her exile up in the mountains

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Nmixx released Roller Coaster, and chingus were shocked and overjoyed at it sounding like a normal song!

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Twitter broke down for a bit, and everyone laughed at that south african

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Itzy released their pre-release single BET ON ME, with generally positive thoughts from chingus

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The TripleS geols moved into new Haus(Hauses?) with them getting new room mates to boot

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Oh My Girl announced their summer comeback with Golden Hourglass

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baNana supremacy STILL continues on kwindom puzzleu

Next week:

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Kiss of Life is having their debut on the 5th with the title track Shh

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NewJeans is releasing a single in collaboration with the Powerpuff Girls called New Jeans, and an additional song called Super Shy on the 7th

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NMIXX is having their comeback on the 11th with the title track Party O'Clock

Selfie edition

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Last week:

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Hanuel from Kiss of Life had her solo MV with Play Love Games, amplifying the push and pull narrative in it

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It was announced that Wendy will permanently step down as radio DJ of SBS Youngstreet, with Kwon Eunbi taking on her position

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Geography and location spotting with chingus

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Jo Yuri rumoured to be in Squid Game season 2!

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Remember Blackpink? That was a fun group

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Waterbomb festival occurred over the weekend, with lots of omo pics from thread favourites such as Eunbi and Stayc and æspa

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Newjeans have announced a huge comeback, with 6 MVs and 3 songs that will be promoted from their upcoming mini Get Up

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Village-nim spotted a tiny man, with sources differing on if it was jyp or lee-soo man

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Yena had her comeback with Hate Rodrigo

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Chingus are watching Queendom Puzzle and the Nana supremacy is still ongoing

Next week

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Swan from Purple Kiss is having her solo debut with Twenty on the 2nd of July

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Itzy is having a pre-release drop with an MV for the song BET ON ME on the 3rd

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Nmixx is also releasing a unnamed pre-release song on the 3rd

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the following people will have birthdays: Seohyun from SNSD and Eunwoo()

시요밍 어디지? 옷을 사주야 돼

혜성이 어디지? 나도 무릎에 원해

벨라가 어디지? 희진에게 화내가 이제 안돼

가람이 어디지? 언제 돌아올 건데

코코로 어디지? 웃음 잊고 싶지 않네

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Red edition

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Last week:

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Questionable discussions on age and shoulders

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CSR girls had a good time in my town

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Rei returned and Joy announced her return

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All Loona members were freed

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Odd Eye Circle announced a Europe tour in all the wrong places

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Aespa went full omo

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One guy just hates Ningning

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Backpain guy kept almost dying

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A man with various names shared his nice hiking pictures

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Arin day was comfy

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Many yokes landed

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Heejin impressed nerds with her tongue hand

Next week:

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Kiss of Life debut

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Some TripleS thing

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Yena + Yuqi song

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No interesting birthdays

Beach edition

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Last week:

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HYBE announces a new girl group survival show called "R U Next", that will start airing on June 30th

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Rei, a cheese hot dog fiend? the answer might shock you

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chingus are planning for a heist at the central kpop clothes vault

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Wendy's stint as radio DJ will end on July 2nd, as she is stepping down from the role. This news has been devastating for chingus

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Seulgi doing ads for Adobe, but does she actually pay for it?

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Chuu has been caught selling heavy water and producing plutonium

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Leeseo's failure at decorating a cake made everyone laugh

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TRI.BE going on massive US tour(even Detroit?!)

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Vivi and Hyunjin have left blockberry and signed an exclusive contract with a company called CTDE&M

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It's been announced that Moon Sua will return from her hiatus after the passing of her brother

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the first episode of queendom puzzle aired, and the chingus that watched it enjoyed what they saw

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autism-nim being mad at korea, and korean culture, and koreans? All because of the fact that he doesn't have a kwife(lol, lmao)

Next week:

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Honestly fuck all when it comes to new releases

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The following idols will be having birthdays: Tzuyu from Twice and Seeun from Stayc today, and Arin from Oh My Girl on the 18th

Bespectacled beauties and cool geols with shades on edition

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Kch news reporting in

In the previous thread:

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Wony appeared in amazing hwiteu outfit, yet again sparking speculation of weight gain (which we all pray for )

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The great GPS in picture metadata stalking scandal broke

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Some moronis suggested that Choerry is not special anymore, which she quickly disputed by throwing very special birthday stream

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Push and pull theory was examined and pondered

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Minjus smiling day was established and shall be henceforth celebrated on 1st of June (also international kids day, coincidence? or connected?)

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Spiteful kchanons tried to start a conflict between Yujin#1 and Wony#1 kchanons, but they appreciate each other's waifu and refused to partake in such stupid actions

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Yves looks more and more like Sulli, we are concerned, but not pessimistic

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Karina's IG got banned, but luckily reinstated very quickly

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Yujin in Finland caused a lot of commotion, spawning architectural discussion about commieblocks

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Zoa pics were achived

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New Kwindom show started, hype is buildign up

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Limelight broke through to kchan mainstream, each girl being picked up by different kchanons, great success

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Fromis9 had a comeback, kchanons seemed to like it

Next week:

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No comebacks of worth I think

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We will celebrate birthdays of: Jiyeon, Jinsoul, Hyeri and Jueun

Tummy edition

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Last week:

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Dreamcatcher had their comeback with BONVOYAGE, and it's a smash hit

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æspa was at Cannes and gave those dirty frenchmen the ol' razzle dazzle

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the great numpad debate (no conclusive winner here)

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idol to screen ratio calculations with some very important maths on display

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the remaining queendom puzzle participants were finally showed off, so now we're just waiting for the damn show to start

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even MORE fromis teasers

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I saw some nice nancy's and honestly that warmed my heart

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Rei returned from her hiatus!

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Interesting discussion on how far you can disconnect your enjoyment of an idol or a group from their musical output

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knowing bros guy is diligently watching episodes

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so much great Jo Yuri content as of late, both her refreshing Lipton cf song Yellow Circle and her streaming herself playing games

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Red Velvet geols are galavanting in Europe

Next week:

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fromis_9 is having their comeback with #menow on the 5th of June

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the TripleS subunit Krystal Eyes is releasing a MV for their b-side Touch on the 6th

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the following idols are having birthdays: Nagyung from fromis_9, Nien from TripleS, SinB, Choerry and Chaeryeong

Skirts? Skirts! edition

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Last week:

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cake guy had his redemption arc, and it looked delicious

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lots and LOTS of fromis teaser photos

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queendom puzzle started early, by showing off some of the contestants and releasing performance videos for everyone to enjoy

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Karina not only got rid of her blonde hair, but has also cut it short now. This has devastated millions of chingus around the world

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Yves went to a birthday fancafe event for her and brought flowers to everyone there and was generally just the sweetest girl in existence

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CSR celebrated 300 days since their debut

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The æspa geols got individual instagrams now!

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The TripleS members moved into an apartment complex, and are another step closer to creating their own kowloon walled city

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Kim Doah had her debut with dream walking, with great accolades from chingus

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MECHA-REI

Next week:

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Lesserafim are going to be promoting their b-side Eve, Psyche & The Bluebeard's wife on music shows

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Dreamcatcher is having their comeback on the 24th with BONVOYAGE

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Red Velvet is coming to Europe with concerts in Berlin, Paris and Amsterdam

One Wink And You're A Fan Edition

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Previously on Kch:

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some moronis tried to override the edition, they did not succeed

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aespas Spicy outfits sparked joy

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idles comeback title was controversial among kchanons

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the new MNET show puzzles kchanons mind

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fromis announced a huge comeback

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miaguy said wished everybody a good morning

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baker-nim can't into math

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the female lead on chloe show died

Up next on the Kch:

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Kim Doah (who made it into an edition post) will debut solo!!!!!

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miaguy will declare his love for Mia

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girls day sojin will become 37 years of age, which means in kpop years that she's already a great halmoni. maybe we'll hear some of her old war stories

short hair ONLY edition

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Last week:

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chingu watching 123 ive is still dilgintly at it

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childrens day came and went, with some fun photos

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stayc geols in sudden attack again, with the ensuing horror on display

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real lippie hours for real lippie enjoyers

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some GREAT gidle teasers

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kazuha being unforgiven(ably) nice

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The second subunit of TripleS, Krystal Eyes, finally had their debut with Cherry Talk

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geols outside: do they exist? opinions differ on this

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cakeguy made some buttercake

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aespa had their comeback with Spicy, an absolute banger of a song

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we played "name that 4th gen female idol", to varying degrees of success

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Vivi and Hyunjin are leaving Blockberry, and everyone cheered

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gidle released their pre-release song, Allergy

Next week:

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gidle is having a comeback with their mini-album, I FEEL

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the idols that are having birthdays are: Dayoung, Chaeyoung from fromis_9, Haerin and IU