>>750507
can i tell you a story
many moons ago, i used to leave my drink by my bed in the exact same spot so could reach for it at night if i woke up without turning the light on, pure muscle memory/rote repetition
one night, i heard this little tinkle
and i lay there thinking... it's nothing, i should ignore it, but that little voice at the back of my mind kept wondering what it was
so i gave in
i switched the light on, and there, right in the middle of my glass, was a massive house spider, easily two inches diameter, just treading water & trying to grip onto the glass
i did nothing but stare at it for a good 30 seconds as i was overcome by the thought: "i nearly drank that big, hairy bastard"