Summer Break Edition
Rules:
>1. No sexual fantasies or porn content
>2. Do not insult idols
>3. Behave like adults
Last Week On Kch:
>We saw the kwindom geols in pretty dresses and some of them got kicked off the show into the harsh streets of seoul
>We saw more everglow teaser pictures with mixed responses
>Newjeans was watched and listened to often by kchanon
>Ive announced its first photobook. Since it has a summer theme, it will be sold out in 1.3 picoseconds (half the time it takes to learn korean alphabet)
>The location of the hidden central kpop fashion vault still eludes kchanon detectives
>Eunbi blew this years booba budget already with her third waterbomb appearance
>Itzy already made a huge impact with their comeback without even seeing stages yet
>kwindom day was RUINED by mnet being lame, greedy cunts
This Week On Kch:
>About 28% of kch population will die due to constant itzy kqt terrorism
>Kchanons will spend his summer bonus
>Comebacks: Kwon Eunbi, Lapillus, mamamu, limelight, jeon somi
