this morning a radical wing of kaypeegee, an underground incel community, known as 'the yejibros' or 'the shark men' conducted a series of suicide bombings across washington deecee
witnesses claim they heard them exclaim 'the great yejihad has begun' and 'for sharkanda brothers'
at the same time an armed militia of the so called 'jihanists' attacked military facilities across the country, they stated that 'kpop state in mississippi and missouri is upon us' and that it's 'very true', it was reported that they were nodding frantically during attacks