ok i'll tell some yokes for the rocketpunch chingu. one for each punchster
yesterday i tried to buy some camouflage clothing, but i couldn't find any
i told the doctor that i had a big lump on my head that was the shape of a strawberry, he said "it's nothing to worry about, just put some cream on it"
a blind man walks into a shop, picks up his guide dog and starts swinging it around
the shop assistant is alarmed by this, and asks if he can help
blind man says "no thanks, i'm just looking around"
i went to the dentist, but i wasn't happy
i told him "i thought these chairs were supposed to go up and down? this one just goes back and forth"
dentist said "could you please get out of the filing cabinet"
i once went shoplifting in a multi-storey shop. it was wrong on so many levels.
i'm confused, somebody left a pile of wet clay on my doorstep... i just don't know what to make of it