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Red edition

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1. No sexual fantasies or porn content

2. Do not insult idols

3. Behave like adults

Last week:

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Questionable discussions on age and shoulders

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CSR girls had a good time in my town

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Rei returned and Joy announced her return

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All Loona members were freed

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Odd Eye Circle announced a Europe tour in all the wrong places

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Aespa went full omo

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One guy just hates Ningning

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Backpain guy kept almost dying

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A man with various names shared his nice hiking pictures

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Arin day was comfy

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Many yokes landed

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Heejin impressed nerds with her tongue hand

Next week:

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Kiss of Life debut

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Some TripleS thing

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Yena + Yuqi song

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No interesting birthdays

Beach edition

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2. Do not insult idols

3. Behave like adults

Last week:

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HYBE announces a new girl group survival show called "R U Next", that will start airing on June 30th

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Rei, a cheese hot dog fiend? the answer might shock you

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chingus are planning for a heist at the central kpop clothes vault

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Wendy's stint as radio DJ will end on July 2nd, as she is stepping down from the role. This news has been devastating for chingus

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Seulgi doing ads for Adobe, but does she actually pay for it?

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Chuu has been caught selling heavy water and producing plutonium

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Leeseo's failure at decorating a cake made everyone laugh

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TRI.BE going on massive US tour(even Detroit?!)

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Vivi and Hyunjin have left blockberry and signed an exclusive contract with a company called CTDE&M

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It's been announced that Moon Sua will return from her hiatus after the passing of her brother

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the first episode of queendom puzzle aired, and the chingus that watched it enjoyed what they saw

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autism-nim being mad at korea, and korean culture, and koreans? All because of the fact that he doesn't have a kwife(lol, lmao)

Next week:

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Honestly fuck all when it comes to new releases

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The following idols will be having birthdays: Tzuyu from Twice and Seeun from Stayc today, and Arin from Oh My Girl on the 18th

Bespectacled beauties and cool geols with shades on edition

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3. Behave like adults

Kch news reporting in

In the previous thread:

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Wony appeared in amazing hwiteu outfit, yet again sparking speculation of weight gain (which we all pray for )

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The great GPS in picture metadata stalking scandal broke

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Some moronis suggested that Choerry is not special anymore, which she quickly disputed by throwing very special birthday stream

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Push and pull theory was examined and pondered

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Minjus smiling day was established and shall be henceforth celebrated on 1st of June (also international kids day, coincidence? or connected?)

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Spiteful kchanons tried to start a conflict between Yujin#1 and Wony#1 kchanons, but they appreciate each other's waifu and refused to partake in such stupid actions

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Yves looks more and more like Sulli, we are concerned, but not pessimistic

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Karina's IG got banned, but luckily reinstated very quickly

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Yujin in Finland caused a lot of commotion, spawning architectural discussion about commieblocks

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Zoa pics were achived

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New Kwindom show started, hype is buildign up

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Limelight broke through to kchan mainstream, each girl being picked up by different kchanons, great success

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Fromis9 had a comeback, kchanons seemed to like it

Next week:

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No comebacks of worth I think

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We will celebrate birthdays of: Jiyeon, Jinsoul, Hyeri and Jueun

Tummy edition

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2. Do not insult idols

3. Behave like adults

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Last week:

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Dreamcatcher had their comeback with BONVOYAGE, and it's a smash hit

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æspa was at Cannes and gave those dirty frenchmen the ol' razzle dazzle

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the great numpad debate (no conclusive winner here)

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idol to screen ratio calculations with some very important maths on display

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the remaining queendom puzzle participants were finally showed off, so now we're just waiting for the damn show to start

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even MORE fromis teasers

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I saw some nice nancy's and honestly that warmed my heart

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Rei returned from her hiatus!

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Interesting discussion on how far you can disconnect your enjoyment of an idol or a group from their musical output

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knowing bros guy is diligently watching episodes

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so much great Jo Yuri content as of late, both her refreshing Lipton cf song Yellow Circle and her streaming herself playing games

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Red Velvet geols are galavanting in Europe

Next week:

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fromis_9 is having their comeback with #menow on the 5th of June

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the TripleS subunit Krystal Eyes is releasing a MV for their b-side Touch on the 6th

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the following idols are having birthdays: Nagyung from fromis_9, Nien from TripleS, SinB, Choerry and Chaeryeong

Skirts? Skirts! edition

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1. No sexual fantasies or porn content

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2. Do not insult idols

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3. Behave like adults

Last week:

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cake guy had his redemption arc, and it looked delicious

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lots and LOTS of fromis teaser photos

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queendom puzzle started early, by showing off some of the contestants and releasing performance videos for everyone to enjoy

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Karina not only got rid of her blonde hair, but has also cut it short now. This has devastated millions of chingus around the world

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Yves went to a birthday fancafe event for her and brought flowers to everyone there and was generally just the sweetest girl in existence

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CSR celebrated 300 days since their debut

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The æspa geols got individual instagrams now!

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The TripleS members moved into an apartment complex, and are another step closer to creating their own kowloon walled city

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Kim Doah had her debut with dream walking, with great accolades from chingus

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MECHA-REI

Next week:

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Lesserafim are going to be promoting their b-side Eve, Psyche & The Bluebeard's wife on music shows

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Dreamcatcher is having their comeback on the 24th with BONVOYAGE

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Red Velvet is coming to Europe with concerts in Berlin, Paris and Amsterdam

One Wink And You're A Fan Edition

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1. No sexual fantasies or porn content

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2. Do not insult idols

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3. Behave like adults

Previously on Kch:

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some moronis tried to override the edition, they did not succeed

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aespas Spicy outfits sparked joy

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idles comeback title was controversial among kchanons

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the new MNET show puzzles kchanons mind

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fromis announced a huge comeback

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miaguy said wished everybody a good morning

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baker-nim can't into math

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the female lead on chloe show died

Up next on the Kch:

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Kim Doah (who made it into an edition post) will debut solo!!!!!

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miaguy will declare his love for Mia

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girls day sojin will become 37 years of age, which means in kpop years that she's already a great halmoni. maybe we'll hear some of her old war stories